Why Cant I Breathe?!

dont worry, i can breathe fine. who you should be worried about is callie. this is a legitimate question she asks herself on, im assuming, a regular basis. and by regular basis, i mean throughout the day. every day.

before callie left for florida she came down to norman for her last day in norman celebration filled with pink elephant and the library, of course. while in the car, callie began singing michael jackson and talking about her intense obsession. it was at this moment i truly realized how obsessed she really is. one of her goals is to sound exactly like michael jackson while singing his songs, including the little uhs and screams and any other side noise he makes. attempting this makes her unable to breathe. she found this out one day while singing and realizing that she couldnt breathe. after asking herself "why cant i breathe?" she realized it was because she really isnt michael jackson! hahaha maybe one day, callie, you will be able to sing and dance just like michael jackson! (and right now i am picturing that video of callie dancing in tie dye with a drink in her hand while on the cruise)

i also need to say, on the way to gawk at the beautiful night sky a few weeks ago, brig, tracy and i sang man in the mirror. callie, i am sorry to say, i think tracy is michael jackson. she can even breathe while singing! hahahha

i know this picture isnt completely related. but it kind of looks like callie cant breathe because she is so scared of me. maybe its me eating her tail. or maybe its actually because she thinks that i have more michael jackson skills. haha

love.